Archive for September, 2005

Extra Extra is One

Yesterday this blog celebrated its first anniversary. Thank you for your visits.

Bovine renewal


What to say? This has been an unusual year for me. A good one, happily; memorable, I trust. Momentous events loom on the near horizon; mysterious forces are at work. Expect sporadic – but quite possibly exotic – updates on this site until mid-November. Wish me luck.

For the time being, I’ll leave you with this snippet of dialogue, overheard today at an unusual but not particularly momentous event in Dulwich, South London:
- That’s an unusual name, where is it from?
- Thanks, it’s from the Eurovision Song Contest.

(I’m afraid I didn’t catch her name, and would in any case need to respect privacy, but the mind boggles. At any rate, the eyebrows raise. I estimate we’re talking circa ‘75-’76.)

Now then, about that title

Here be dragons


Craig Murray has a blog. (This is the former UK Ambassador who lost his job for standing by his principles in openly criticising the Uzbek regime for boiling people alive, amongst other things. This was inconvenient, given Uzbekistan’s billing as ‘a key ally in the War On Terror’. He lost his job, ran against Foreign Secretary Jack Straw in the last UK election, and has continued to ask awkward but very reasonable, cogent and informed questions about the CIA’s penchant for sending terror suspects to be ‘interviewed’ in Uzbekistan and elsewhere: places like Egypt, Jordan, Morocco, Afghanistan, and Syria).

Yesterday’s Guardian had an article on a cross-party group of MPs planning to look into the extent of UK complicity in this nasty business, which is known by the misleadingly bland, bureaucratic moniker of ‘extraordinary rendition’. (Human Rights Watch calls it ‘outsourcing torture‘.) To bring things full circle, the same paper carries an in-depth report on the massacre of protesters by Uzbek security forces on May 13th, which the world seemed about to forget.

The FCO website soothingly reassures us that ‘Human rights remain at the heart of the foreign policy agenda’, with a quote from Foreign Minister Ian Pearson in July this year: ‘Promoting human rights is integral to the Government’s wider foreign policy and security agenda. It is and will continue to be part of a global strategy bonded by our commitment to play our part in creating a better world’. Elsewhere, we are told that ‘Torture is abhorrent and illegal’, but sadly ‘It is inflicted on men, women and children in well over half the countries of the world. The UK is committed to combating torture globally’.

But the British government continues to rely on flimsy ‘diplomatic assurances‘ that deportees will not be tortured. And a year ago, alarmingly, the Court of Appeal said that evidence obtained under torture in third countries may be used in special terrorism cases, provided that the British government has “neither procured the torture nor connived at it.”

For reference, there’s a handy manual on combating torture, funded by the FCO, with detailed sections on avoiding incommunicado detention, humane conditions of detention and limits on interrogation. The following is from a section headed ‘Duty to Protect in Cases of Expulsion’:

‘The right of a person not to be sent to a country where there are substantial grounds for believing that he or she would face a real risk of being subject to treatment that amounts to torture or cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment is also well established in human rights law. This right applies to all people and at all times.’

Extra: Criticism of their stance on this issue has prompted senior judges to remind Ministers and the Tory opposition of the basic notion of the separation of powers: ‘Judges say they will not simply rubber-stamp deals between Britain and countries with poor human rights records promising that deportees will not face torture or inhuman treatment if returned there, but will want to see evidence.’

And as you’d expect, Liberty have something to say on the subject, too.

On security and efficiency


These attempted alien abductions are becoming a nuisance. Fortunately, I scared this one off with my camera’s flash. Do be careful on the Charing Cross footbridge at night.

Rather than putting a stop to this self-evidently antisocial behaviour, the local police have been busying themselves by removing people’s bicycles from railings (not mine, for the record).

I found myself wondering aloud to some police persons why, if there’s a risk that these bikes may be packed with explosives, they keep them in the Police Station? (Receiving no coherent answer to this, I conclude they must be very brave and fatalistic.)

But hang on, why not save everybody some time by putting up a few warning notices?

To this, the first, slightly puzzling response was ‘I’m not intimately familiar with these particular railings’. Next came the claim that there were indeed many such notices, but a quick glance around established that this was not quite consistent with the facts, as they say: no such notices were noticeable on this particular scene.

Finally, a well-placed source at the local cop shop admitted they had only 26 notices, which was not enough, and they had asked ‘many times’ for some more from the ‘big chiefs at New Scotland Yard’, who have not provided. In the meantime, they continue to remove around 5 bikes-a-day from ‘the GSZ’ (Government Security Zone) around Whitehall and Parliament.

Mistaking me for someone of consequence, the switchboard at New Scotland Yard put me through to Commander responsible, but unfortunately he was not in, so I can’t report his comments yet.

Ribbit


Indian summer = extended silly season

The Power took a discourteously long time to reply to Chuck D & co.

Meanwhile, quite a long way from here (the distance light can travel in 350 million years), in the relatively quiet neighbourhood of the Stephenson 34 system, astronomers spot a 25-million-year-old ‘protoplanetary disk‘ around a pair of red dwarf stars. Or are Nasa making it all up?

Well, a visit to the Hubble Gallery will show that the people there are certainly good at colouring-in.

News from Yemen

What happens to naughty journalists in Yemen – Worldpress.org

Where will it end?


Stop this madness: this is by ‘_Nod’, from a new Flickr group for pictures taken by throwing cameras and caution to the wind.

Coming soon: underwater pics on non-waterproofed digital SLRs.

No one is exempt


Craig Raine: extract from A Martian Sends a Postcard Home

In homes, a haunted apparatus sleeps,
that snores when you pick it up.

If the ghost cries, they carry it
to their lips and soothe it to sleep

with sounds. And yet, they wake it up
deliberately, by tickling with a finger.

Only the young are allowed to suffer
openly. Adults go to a punishment room

with water but nothing to eat.
They lock the door and suffer the noises

alone. No one is exempt
and everyone’s pain has a different smell.

At night, when all the colours die,
they hide in pairs

and read about themselves -
in colour, with their eyelids shut.

Craig says ‘What the poet does is as ordinary and mysterious as digesting.’